Funniest Husband Wife Jokes in English

We found the funniest husband wife jokes in English. The wife went shipping and missed it.  Husband was very confused. But I did not understand whether it was for the wife or for the car. Just start reading find what is that. 


Husband Wife Jokes in English Language..

Husband   :   I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet.

Inspector  :   What is her height?

Husband   :  I never checked .

Inspector  :  Slim or healthy?

Husband   :  Not slim, can be healty. 

Inspector  :  Colour of eyes? 

Husband   :  Never noticed.

Inspector  :  Colour of hair? 

Husband   : Change according to season.

Inspector : What was she wearing?  

Husband :  Not sure whether it was a dress or suit.  

Inspector : Was she driving? 

Husband  : Yes.

Inspector : Colour of car..............? 

Husband:  A black Audi A8 with super-charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power transmission in manual mode.  And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all  light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door..........................and then the husband started crying...................

Inspector :  Don't worry sir............. we will find your car.  

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