Clean Jokes - Hilarious Doctor Funny Reply to Patient

Doctor and patient humor jokes to free up your mind and make u laugh and cry.

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Very Funny Clean Jokes English

All the busy dental where I work, one patient was always late. Once when I called to confirm an appointment, he said. "will be about fifteen minutes late.  That won't be a problem, will it? "No, I told him "We just won't have time to give you an anesthetic" he arrived early.

The New England Journal of Medicine Reports that!

"Nine out of Ten Doctors Agree that one out of  Ten Doctors in An Idiot...."


Man-1 : "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."

Man-2 : "Was he successful?"

Man-1 : "yup, I had to sell my car to pay his bill."


A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. 

"No, you Idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" 

Hilarious Doctor Funny Reply to Patient Short and Clean Jokes:

Doctor to a rich man : Do U prefer a local anesthesia ?

DOC :  Stupid, you know who I am ?

Man : Of course, I heard that u r famous in "PLASTIC SURGERY....."

"Doctor, I have a problem with my memory."
The doctor asks, "When did it start?"
The patient says "When did what start?"


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