15 Best Clean Jokes - 15 Math Jokes in English

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1. "What can you tell me about angle c?"

      "Himm, is it acute?"

       "No, it's a small island off the north coast of Wales." 

2.   Parallel lines have so much in common. 

      It's a shamethey'll never meet.

3.   Farmer told his dog to find the sheep and round them up. 

      When the dog came back he asked how many sheep were there.

      and the dog said "50". The farmer said "Hmmm that's funny.  There were only 

     forty-seven this morning."  The dog replied. "You said round them up.".

4.   There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. 

      Only a fraction of you will get this.

5.   Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three?

       Because they can't even. 

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6.  Do you know what's odd?

      Numbers that can't be divided by 2.

7.   Went to Fibonacci conference last week and was as good as the last two put             together. 

8.    Why is the corner always the hottest part of the room?

        Because it's 90 degrees.

9.     Why is the obtuse triangle upsetting?  

         Because he's never right.

10.   Why was the fraction skeptical about marrying the decimal ?  

         Because he would have to convert.

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11.   What do you call an empty parrot cage?

         A polygon.

12.  What do you call a group of friends who love math ?

      Alegbros.

13.  What type of snake measures? 3.1459 meters long?

       A pi-thon.

14.  Nelson's Column is 15th tall. Nelson was 5th tall.  That's Horatio of 3:1 

15.  You know what's odd?  Every other number.

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